|✓ I like Nexus food. It's the best! (Only when I know who's cooking it.)
||✓ I have an alternate. (Several. I only like the children, though Doctor Watson, from the Shop seems intelligent.)
||× I have future children. (Just one current one.)
|✓ I fear Nexus LOL. (Usually, nothing but trouble.)
||✓ Going into the Nexus is the best place to get free stuff. (Food, supplies, test subjects....)
||× I met my significant other in the Nexus. (No, but I brought him there.)
|✓ All of my friends are in the Nexus. (These days? Yeah. Even Mark, I only see through the Nexus these days.)
||× I don't care what happens in the Nexus. It's someone else's problem. (Sometimes.)
||× I've only been to one part of the Nexus.
|✓ I've met an inanimate object in the Nexus that actually turned out to be sentient. (Far too many. I dread meeting a sentient syringe.)
||✓ Something that happened in the Nexus changed my gender. (And I looked just like Mark.)
||✓ I've gotten in arguments over the effects of Nexus LOL.
|× I've had my age regressed/advanced because of the Nexus.
||× I died and went to the Nexus. Some kinda afterlife this is!
||✓ I've met a deity in the Nexus. (Many.)
|× I am a deity.
||✓ I've been in the Nexus for six months.
||✓ I have more friends in the Nexus than my own world.
|✓ I've been in the Nexus more than a year.
||✓ My stalker/abuser/murderer has shown up in the Nexus.
||✓ I've invoked someone.
|✓ I got LOL'ed in the Nexus and all I got was a lousy t-shirt.
||× When Secrets are posted, it fills me with a sense of dread. Nothing good ever comes from them.
||× I have more than one spouse as a result of the Nexus.
|✓ The Nexus made me pregnant.
||✓ I'm addicted to my PINpoint.
||✓ I've gone to the Nexus to avoid doing things in my homeworld.
|× I've gone to the Nexus to avoid someone.
||✓ The Nexus lets me carry out my evil plans. (>,>)
||✓ I'm a better person because of the Nexus.
|✓ I've met dead people in the Nexus.
||× I'm Spartacus!
||✓ My pet(s) came from the Nexus. (Some of them.)
|× The Nexus shortened my pregnancy. (No, my own body did that. Damn midgetism.)
||× Talking Nexus animals scare me.
||× The power of the Nexus compelled me to heal faster.
|✓ I've sought medical attention in the Nexus. (Though I'm usually the attention sought.)
||× I've visited the Dimension of Shrimp.
||× The Nexus is the tamest place I've ever visited.
|✓ The Nexus is populated by sex-crazed maniacs.
||✓ The Nexus is my kink.
||✓ Someone I love also visits the Nexus.
|✓ Someone I hate visits the Nexus.
||× Most of my interaction with the Nexus is by text.
||× I've been abducted in the Nexus. (Not yet, thank god. Various New Yorks, on the other hand....)
|× I've never been Nexus LOL'ed.
||✓ There's somone I'm hoping will get LOL'ed.
||✓ This meme made me think about the Nexus far too much.